Full Title: "Why Are You Suddenly Naked?" And Other Great Quotes From Dungeons and Dragons

I reversed the order on this list so people don't have to keep scrolling down for the newest ones.


: "Well, we had to rewind to the backwards.”
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: “Make Naked—Nature Knowledge Checks.”
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: “There are two bigger rooms that look like they’re for very important dwarves.”
: “VIDs?”
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:“Forty-five feet in front of you is…”
: “A fork in the road?”
: “Yes, but this one is more forked than that.”
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: “What if Crimson turned over a new leaf?”
: “I think the leaf would bite him.”
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: “You would make a good Basement Kitteh.”
: “Actually no. He shits in the basement.”
Lilly: “Actually, he poops in the basement.”
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: “For expecting them at the door, you sure rolled bad on your Initiatives.”
Lilly: “I had to wait for them to knock!”
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: “Sorry. It took a little late.”
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: “I just sat down and… You’re sitting down, too… But you can get up.”
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: “It’s almost spring. Are you ready for Jesus?”
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: “Jesus Lord Almighty Under the Bed.”
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: "You see some things flying at you. They look like harpies."
: "Herpes?"
: "Harpies!"
: "Stop saying herpes!"
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: "I pity the fool who gets in Crimson's way!"
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: "Lotion?"
: "No,thanks. Wait, is that lotion?"
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: "What are you putting in your pants?"
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: "Spay or neuter your Crimson!"
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: "You had me at 'kill'."
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: "He likes it when they bounce around."
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: "It's a piece of glass that kind of looks like a glass."
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: "If a character gets died..."
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Marti: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooowwww. My butt."
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: "He's licking his squirrels."
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: "You can find Jesus while rolyplaying!"
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Marti: "I wouldn't be surprised if I had rugburn on my forehead right now."
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: “What’re we doing?”
: “Laughing at Amanda. I mean, WITH Amanda.”
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: "What do I do?"
: "Roll your horsie."
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: “Dregan uses Lay on Hands on himself. There’s gotta be a better way to say that.”
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: “Did you say ‘ice cream sauce’?”
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: “Why are they walking through fruit?”
: “Your brain is made of fruit!”
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: "Sometimes you have to spend money to steal money."
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: "Rygat will use Summon Monster to summon a lemur."
: "Aw, poor guy."
: "I like lemurs. They're cute."
: "These are evil."
: "They're still cute, no matter how evil they are. Like Crimson."
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Marti: "Damn it!"
: "Did you just say 'damn it'?"
Marti: NO!!
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Lilly: "I've got two flies in my hand!"
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Lilly: "If you guys were in the pool, I'd splash you."
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: "What's the problem?"
: "Crimson's the problem... again."
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: “How many g-strings do they have?”
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: “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
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: “I had plenty of time to do my ring.”
: “Was it as good for the ring as it was for you?”
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as The Favored Soul: “I don’t heal inner-party damage.”
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: “What do you want to watch?”
Lilly: “Something with one of these letters. [the letters of the alphabet]”
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Lilly: “My sword is bigger than yours!”
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: “Will Amanda roll the d3 or somebody?”
: “Which somebody should I roll?”
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: “My tongue hurts.”
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: "Great, now I have a chocolate crotch."
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: "Ariess is not too those two."
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as Wurunwa (with his lack of tact): "I was going to ask if you were raped."
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as Dregan (with his lack of tact): "Ma'am, your son was evil and needed to be eradicated."
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: "I have a scantily-clad halfling Rogue upstairs."
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: "Why are you not in clothes?"
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: "I wasn't Mexican before, but now the gods have told me that I am! Now I can eat spicier salsa!"
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: "Don't ask me why I'm speaking English."
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as Ravyn: "What are you doing?"
as Vis: "Babylon."
as Crimson: "All of Babylon? You slut."
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: "That is so freapin' cool."
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: "But I don't hear them pronounced, I only hear them read."
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: "Dark Vision Go? Go where?"
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: "That's really going to affect their relationship." [on Ravyn toasting Crimson]
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: "I need to think really quick on my foot."
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: "Pickle fly out of my butt." [Apparently, that's not what he said, but it's what I heard.]
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as Ravyn: "Please stop irritating Crimson. It's bad for your health."
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: "I don't like the way these bears touch their private parts."
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as Tram [on Enya]: "She gets around."
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as Ravyn: "I'd kick you if I had a foot."
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: "Don't kill our DM before we start playing."
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: "Halflings only run at 20 feet, no matter how scantily-clad they are."
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: "It's hanging on by a Fred."
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: "Can you get me a drink while you're up and dead?"
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: "And a voice speaks to you..."
Lilly: "What's eight plus eight?"
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Lilly: "She likes to be licked."
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Lilly: "Guess what I'm naming my character!"
: "What're you naming your character?"
Lilly: "I don't know."
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Lilly: "I don't want a drink of water!"
: "You don't want to hang up on her?"
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Lilly: "Everybody's hogging Angelica!"
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: "Why are you suddenly naked?"
Lilly: "I don't know."
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: "I don't try to be annoying; it just comes naturally."
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: "I'd rather be assassinated than murdered."
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: "How are you traveling?"
: "In the BMW. Crimson is driving, so we're going really fast. And running over small animals."
: "You sold the BMW in the last town."
: "What? Why'd you sell the BMW? Fine, then we're walking. But Crimson is still running over small animals."
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as Ravyn [on Crimson]:"He's only happy when he's killing something."
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So I reached page 1800 today and got a strange idea. I will write a sentence or phrase from every 100-page to get a sample of the insane amount of writing I've done for these novels. It'll entertain me at least. So here we go.

Page 100:
Alanah: Don't be that way, brother.
Whatshisface: No, you don't be that way, sister.
(I... have no idea what is going on!! I wrote this six years ago! Apparently Mraj didn't have a name back then and was Alanah's brother, lol.)

Page 200:
"What color are your eyes really?"
"Silver," Sahado replied without looking at him. "Silver as the blade of my sword."
"That would be Demtor's eye color," Baren said, getting slightly irritated.
"It's mine, too!" Sahado snarled, sitting up again and glaring at him. "Why can't I have the same eye color as someone else?"
(So Sahado isn't blind, is talking about colors, and uses contractions? Why was he laying down? Where are they?)

Page 300:
Paranoid Schizophrenia--People with paranoid type of schizophrenia have an organized system of delusions and auditory hallucinations that may guide their lives.
(This was when I was researching disorders for Crimson and Sahado, lol.)

Page 400:
Name: Kayleen Jimrall
Gender: Female
Novel: Demtor
Age: 94
Species: Keo
(Random profiles. It goes on but goodness... Kayleen's last name is now Locorido and "Demtor" is now "Rise of Darkness" and Kayleen is a LOT older than 94. Huh.)

Page 500:
And so he ran back out of the forest and back to the plantation. He asked the maids and butlers where the young girl was, but since he did not know her name, it proved difficult. After several minutes of desperate searching, he deducted that she must have gone straight into Aquin, looking for Airam and Acilegna.
(This entire page is one long paragraph. Who is that girl and why is Razkess looking for her? Lol Oh, and Acilegna's name has since been shortened to Acil.)

Page 600:
"Well, it's just that..." Baren was stuttering and grasping desperately for the right words. "I've gone into Rina a couple of times. You know, to um..." He thought for a moment. "...see what it was like?" He had not meant it to be a question, but that was how it sounded.
(Baren hasn't changed much.)

Page 700:
He returns to Lakaytan and Sessbee, 549, informs him that they (the Councilors) are having problems with a revolt. He also introduces Tyrone, 34, the fifth Councilor.
(Wait, what? I wrote out this HUGE, really detailed timeline and most of it is inaccurate now. Damn it. Ha ha, Tyrone. He's a lot older than 34.)

Page 800:
11. Vaurikon's dreams intensifty and they become so terrifying that he is afraid to fall asleep. He resolves to stay awake until something can be done. Consequently, he enters a dream-like state while still awake, a common symptom of sleep deprivation. The dreams seem to increase ten fold in intensity and Vaurikon experiences vivid hallucinations.
(Oo, notes for the Savin novel, back when Vaurikon was sane and then possessed. I think I like him better as a bat-shit crazy fruitcake.)

Page 900:
Pekantina: Sword from Daddy
Razkess: Double double-bladed thingees
Reela: Bow and arrows
Royza: Practice sword
Sahado: Phares
(And the list goes on. Part of an attempt to figure out how many weapons I have to design. I like how I'm just as descriptive with Razzie's weapons as I am today.)

Page 1000:
Sahado opened his golden eyes and stared blankly ahead for a moment. His entire body was trembling as if he were shivering from the cold.
( [link] . One of my favorite scenes. So sadistic.)

Page 1100:
"Ah hell, did I kill you already?" the snarling voice said cynically. "Damn, I wanted to hear you scream some more. Ah well, next time." The heavy boots began tromping twoard the motionless form on the ground.
(15 internets for whoever can guess who that is!!)

Page 1200:
Answer: Axen and Reela: Neither of them know anything about being romantic. And neither of them would want anything romantic. They'd give each other... axes or new bows or something. Maybe with a ribbon tied on. But probably not.
(Trying to figure out what my characters would get each other for Valentine's Day, lol. Oh, by the way, Page 1233 has THIS ON IT: [link] .)

Page 1300:
"You've had a rough couple of days," she said. "Just rest now, all right?"
"I WAS resting until you woke me," he retorted. "If you cease your rambling, I can continue."
Her eyes turned sad. "You were having a fit as if you were having a nightmare. I did not wish to see you suffer so."
"A nightmare?" He remembered nothing of any dream. He had not recalled his dreams since he was very young, when he used to dream of what Narwin or the mountains or the Tilan Sea might look like. He had settled on the idea that he could no longer dream at all.
(Emo Demtor is emo.)

Page 1400:
Tilan closed his eyes. "Unfortunately, yes, all the time. That's how I came to be in this predicament in the first place. The Sired are... stubborn in their refusal to give up their hateful traditions. It is rare to find any that will treat us with any sort of respect." He paused. "Razkess and the others do, though."
(*shrug*)

Page 1500:
"Damn, he wishes he had run a lot faster than that!" Ty said.
"How- how could you?" Baren demanded. "You said you would let him go!"
"I did," Zin insisted. "I let him go... that far before I roasted him." He grinned widely and his fangs seemed to gleam in the moonlight. "Weren't you watching?"
(Crimson's fangs seem to gleam a lot.)

Page 1600:
'We're going to die, aren't we?' Asic cried, eyeing the spires as well. 'He's going to turn us in to Demtor and they'll try us on being rebels and traitors and then they'll torture us to get information about the rest of the Rebellion! Oh, I knew we should have never joined them!'
(Pessimistic Asic is pessimistic.)

Page 1700:
"So how long have you worked as a cashier?" the short, blonde Customer Service Manager asked.
"Uh, two years?" Crimson guessed. The information the boss had forced into his head somehow confirmed this.
(Ha ha, I should really type more of this up.)

Page 1800:
All that he knew was that he was released, Pekantina stood next to him, and Crimson reeled backwards with a bloody nose.
"Leave him alone," Pekantina warned.
"Bitch!" Crimson snapped. "How'd you--?"
"Not all Natural-Borns are push-overs," she responded. "I can fight. Learned from the best." She pushed Baren behind her and assumed a fighting pose, her hands balled into fists.
"I'll rip you apart!" Crimson snarled.
(Yay randomly changed scene that changes half of three of the novels!)

Oh god, sorry that was so long. But I had fun doing it at least. I see that I work on Oppression of Darkness. A LOT. Of these 18 quotes, 10 of them are from Oppression. 2 are from Rise, 2 from Savin, 1 from Demons, 1 from "Backstory of Darkness", 1 general info, and 1 Cashier Crimson, lol. Hope you read all the way through. Any thoughts?

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How long has it been since I actually updated this journal? Hm. Who reads it, anyway, right? XP

SO ANGELICA ABOUT THOSE NOVELS ARE YOU STILL WRITING THEM ARE YOU DONE WITH THEM HOW FAR ALONG ARE YOU WHEN ARE YOU GETTING THEM PUBLISHED STOP MAKING CRIMSON A GARY STU

*cough*

I don't remember what I was working on the last time I updated this thing. But I can tell you that recently, I've written a lot for the Savin novel and Oppression of Darkness. I think I've finally settled on how to introduce Vaurikon, I just need to find a way to START the Savin novel. Once I can connect those two events, that novel should take off. Should, mind you. And the beginning of Oppression is also giving me a hard time, as is the introduction of Sahado. But I've been working on all four of these scenes. I wrote about fifty pages in two weeks, so that's good, I guess.

But today I got stuck (on Sahado's intro) and got inspired to write Rise of Darkness, so I switched gears to that. I'm pretty set on the beginning, I'm just a little confused as to how I'm going to make Demtor and Crimson's friendship work out. I read/watch to much shoujo. I need to stop putting them in such... compromising situations, lol.

Torcen's a douchebag. I'm tired. Yay, Saints!!

I want to do another OC meme, but I can't find any.

I tried to draw Tilan and somehow he turned into Razkess. If I ever get around to finishing him, I'll upload it here.

I think my brain just shut off.

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I stole this from

Can you name 20 characters from anywhere (including shows, anime, mangas, OCs if you ran out of names) right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 20 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually list the names first!! No cheating!!!

These are all Original Characters, some for DnD, some for novels.

1. Demtor
2. Ravyn (*Lord-Dream-Stalker's OC)
3. Vaurikon
4. Enya (=choose2bgr8's OC)
5. Baren
6. Rygat (*Lord-Dream-Stalker's OC)
7. Sahado
8. Poliver (~Iamble's OC)
9. Dregan
10. The Favored Soul (=choose2bgr8's OC)
11. Tilan
12. Crimson
13. Dream (*Lord-Dream-Stalker's OC)
14. Tyrone
15. Lilta
16. Mayra (=choose2bgr8's OC)
17. Razkess
18. Aron
19. Dora
20. Lachae

1. Where did u first see 10?
The Favored Soul - I've never seen her, but =choose2bgr8 made her for the campaign we've been running for... a year? lol

2. What would u do if you never heard about 3?
Vaurikon - The Savin novel wouldn't be being written if I hadn't dreamt about Vaurikon to begin with. He was the only interesting aspect of that dream.

3.What would you do if 20 and 15 dated?
Lachae and Lilta - I would giggle. Lilta is married to Lachae's brother-in-law who already hates him... It would not end well. Good thing Lachae can run quickly.

4. If you could marry either 7 or 14, who would it be?
Sahado or Tyrone - That... is... a rather difficult choice. Sahado is schizophrenic and Tyrone is... Crimson's dumbass lackey. I guess given the circumstances, Sahado would actually be less likely to kill me.

5. Did you ever like 9?
Dregan - I consider him my third favorite of all of my characters.

6. Have you ever seen 4 cry in any episode/chapter?
Enya - Um, no.

7. Would 4 and 12 make a good couple?
Enya and Crimson - LOLOLOLOLOLOLLL!!!11114

8. Would 1 and 2 make a good couple?
Demtor and Ravyn - Uhhhhhhhhhhh.................. no.

9. Describe 8.
Poliver - He's a........ rogue. He um, has some... knives.

10. Last time you read/seen/drew 12?
Crimson - I RPed him last night (no, not that way). I write about him spontaneously at work for my Cashier Crimson story, lol. As far as writing about him in the actual novel series... Um... Yeah.

11. Tell me something about 20.
Lachae - He loves the ladies. He's also uses three types of magic and is a master of seven different martial arts.

12. What is 7's favorite color?
Sahado - Oh ho ho ho.... Sahado doesn't like colors.

13. What would you do if you met 1 and he confessed that he liked you?
Demtor - I would... be quite confused and intimidated. But definitely wouldn't dislike the experience.

14. When was the last time you got pissed off by 6?
Rygat - ...? I don't think he's ever pissed me off, lol.

15. If 18 were to meet you and get to know you very well, how do you
think he would feel about you?
Aron - He might find my sarcastic, snappy tongue quite amusing. I don't think he'd dislike me, at least.

16. What language does 13 speak?
Dream - Common

17. Who is 2 going out with?
Ravyn - ...?

18. If you were to estimate, how old is 8?
Poliver - ...? I don't even know what species he is. I'd estimate somewhere between 1 and 200.

19. What's 5's favorite thing to do?
Baren - Studying because he's a NERD!

20. Would you ever date 15?
Lilta - Hm. Probably not. She's even more confrontational than I am.

21. Is 11 single?
Tilan - Nope.

22.What's 10's last name?
The Favored Soul - Soul?

23. Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 1?
Demtor - I don't know... He's rather... intimidating and god-like.

24. Where does 19 live?
Dora - In an orphanage.

25. What do you think about 3?
Vaurikon - I love him! He's maaaarrrrrveloussss!!

26. What is the best thing about 4?
Enya - She finds things while the rest of us look at squirrels, she can find and disable traps, and has crazy sneak attack dice.

27. If you were to meet 16, what would you like to tell him/her?
Mayra - Hello. ........................................... I see you have wings. That's interesting.

28. How did you find out about 13?
Dream - *Lord-Dream-Stalker made him for the side quest.

29. What is the best and worst thing about 17?
Razkess - He's tenacious and musically gifted, as well as epically loyal to his friends. But he's also temperamental and judgemental and doesn't accept defeat well.

30. What is the relationship between 6 and 3?
Rygat and Vaurikon - Well, they had to battle each other in the 99-Floor Dungeon. Twice.

31. Is 7 funny?
Sahado - Um, not really.

32. Is 19 a nice person?
Dora - Indeed she is.

33. Tell me something about 2...
Ravyn - He's a snake with wings.



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...I never said I would spare them if you did." --Dregan

I know ~Akul666 didn't tag me, but I steal these things whenever possible. :3

1.Pick one of your FCs/OCs.
2.Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC.
3.Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz.

OC TIME!!! X3
1. What's your name?
Dregan Nelta.

2. Do you know why you were named that?
My father named me, as my mother named my sisters.

3. Are you single or taken?
Single.

4. Have any abilities or powers?
I can manipulate Selka's Light and I am a master archer.

5. Stop being a mary-sue >>
Hmph.

6. Uh... if you were in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Strength is only part of the equation one must balance in order to win a battle.

7. Riiiiight... have any family members?
Only my father lives, and he remains in a coma.

8. Oh? How about pets?
Vaelisk is my steed.

9. Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
Chinaiians.

10. Something that you do like.
Goodness and the Blessing of Selka's Light.

11.Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I train and pray to Selka.

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in a way before?
Chinaiians.

13. Ever killed anyone before?
Chinaiians.

14. What kind of animal are ya?
I am not.

15. Name your worst habits.
I'm... antisocial. I have no friends.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Minister Cenan Arenia.

17. Gay, straight, or bi?
Straight.

18. Do you go to school?
I have attended classes and training from the Elcidorian Templers from the age of five.

19. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Perhaps, one day, when my mission to annhiliate all Chinaiians has been completed.

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
None that I know of.

21. What are you afraid of? I promise i won't laugh.
I fear nothing physical. I despair at the thought of Demtor's Darkness overtaking Selka's Light.

22..*snicker* Ok,ok. What color is your hair?
White.

23. Eyes?
...My eye is green.

24. What do you usually wear?
I wear the traditional garb of the Elcidorian Holy Guard. When scouting and on missions, I adorn the silver armor as well.

25. Ok. What's your religion?
Selkianism.

26. Do you wish this quiz was over?
Wishing would be futile.

27. Well it's not over XD!!
Clearly.

28. Anyways, where do you live?
Elcidor.

29. What class are you? (low class, middle class, high class)
High.

30. How many friends do you have?
None.

31. Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
I... would have begun training sooner so that I would have been stronger.

32. If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And i don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
I would distribute it evenly to the Guardian Forces of the cities to upgrade their anti-Chinaiian barrier systems.

33. What are your thoughts of pie?
...I will eat it if I am hungry and it is presented to me.

34. Alright. What's your favorite food?
Grilled emyrionn.

35. Favorite drink?
White wine.

36. What is your favorite place?
The Selkian Temple in Elcidor

37. Least favorite?
The southern road between Elcidor and Narwin.

38. Are you still wanting this quiz to end?
It doesn't matter if I want it to or not.

39. Yeah. well it's over. D:
Very well.

I'll tag anyone who reads this and wants to do it. XD

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